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GARAGE GUY MONTHLY
Perry Taylor
Q: Describe your garage in 3 words
A: A big mess.
Q: How do you use your garage?
A: For anything and everything.
Q: What’s your favorite feature in your garage?
A: Everything’s on wheels! Routers, saws, drill press, etc.
Q: Do you consider yourself a garage guy?
A: Yes. Absolutely.
Q: If your garage was a food what would it be?
A: An avocado.
Q: What do you listen to in your garage?
A: Nonstop ipod with days worth of music.
Q: Are you planning anything for your garage?
A: I’m planning on cleaning it.
Q: Working on anything right now?
A: Sealing and finishing floor tiles for my recent home addition.
The School of Hard Knocks
Ry’s Report Card
SUBJECT
GRADES
Math
A-
Reading
A
Streetwise
B-
Music
Attendance
D
Teacher’s Comments
Ry shows both promise and prowess, but no execution whatsoever.
Parent’s Signature
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